Friday, October 25, 2024

I Got a Call from a Literary Agent

 

I got a call from a Literary Agent.

A dream come true, right?

However, I was suspect. I didn't want to get too excited, for I know getting a Literary Agent is about as rare as finding a hen's tooth.

I have been getting calls from people interested in a book I wrote way back in 2008—I don't know why it suddenly got attention, but I wondered if this was like the other calls—they wanted me to pay them to market my book.

No, says this agent, he would take a standard 15% commission. He would write up the proposal, a pitch, and approach publishers, plus promote worldwide distribution. He thought it had universal appeal, for it was a journey, a life story, human interest, horse training, and is about an animal-human bond.

The book It's Hard to Stay on a Horse While You're Unconscious is a horse book I paid Xlibris to publish. I was innocent then. I didn't know you could publish a book for free on Amazon, which would take a small fee if it sold, but not before. Xlibris provided some editorial input; they sent paperback and hard copies to me, plus I got a Kirkus review. (It was good; I rambled some, but they liked it.)

I sold a few.

I stopped paying attention to the book when it wasn't selling, and I thought it was overpriced at $19.99 for a soft copy, $29.99 for a hard copy, and $9.99 for an eBook. (I made around $2.50 a copy plus or minus a few cents.) I thought the title was too long. I was rebelling when I heard that you must use a short title, and I felt that the two ways of looking at the word unconscious made sense. If you are hit in the head and out cold, you can't stay on a horse, and I was awed when I discovered that a horse would follow your conscious attention to a point ahead. Also, when you aren't paying attention, a horse can spook, and you will sit in thin air while the horse is elsewhere. (I once rode my daughter's horse Dee and found if I focused on a fence post ahead without touching the reins, she would go straight for it.)

When I read the contract, it sounded much like a real estate buyer's agency contract. (A realtor once tried to coerce me into signing one of those, which meant I would owe him a fee for any house I bought, no matter what agent showed it to me, or if I found it myself, or had an owner-to-buyer agreement. In other words, I was stuck.) Yes, sign a buyer's agency contract when you like the agent and want them to help you find or buy a particular house. Now Oregon law is pushing that, and I'm a licensed Real Estate Agent.

What to do?

(In Real Estate School, the instructor taught that most Real Estate issues are negotiable. Remember that when buying a house or signing a publishing deal.)